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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, February 6, 2009




MITSFS meeting called to order, Epoch 1234567890. Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to strike Andrew's previous remarks about the groundhog passes 13-groundhog-2 plus Spehn.

``There are actually eleven of the little buggers, and five of them saw their shadow.''
``It's a vote?''
``Isn't he dead?''
``Six more weeks of zombie plagues!''

``Why don't we just use moles for this sort of thing?''

BING!

Committee Reports

*blink*

Pseudo-Analogcomm

Yay! New schedule! Boo! Still in plain text!

There are no other committee reports. I think there were prentii who did work. Something like that.

Niagracomm

We moved a bunch of boxes to Boskone. Hopefully they are being boosted to escape velocity right now.

We should break into houses and give people books! It's like a reverse Italian Job.

BING!

Old Business

These boxes of inventory stuff are still here and still unmolested.

Giving people books is like anticrime!

Entirely irrelevant.

BING!

New Business

MKR is like the Skinner in Exile, like the White Tower in the later books of the Wheel of Time. The Gavel is like the Oath Rod!

The ground shakes. Bings! Bings in the deep!

Ldots.

We're already in new business.

BING!

Future Business

``I would prefer brontosaurus porn to the Malazan Book of the Fallen.''
``Really? How far did you get?''
``About where they get the clothes off the brontosaurus.''

In the future, both term and Boskone will continue.

Motion to give a free banana to people who buy a lot of books passes 6-0-1 plus Spehn.

Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck