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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2009




MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

These are awesome.

Motion to commend the prentice for taking awesome minutes passes 27-0-2 plus Spehn. No-one has any limbs left.

27 is three to the third power! So that's why you have your feet up like that.

BING!

BING!

Committee Reports

Hasslecomm

Hasslecomm happened!

Skinner

MHG (Margaret Gentile) got keyed!

Her initials are not MGH. ``That's sick!'' ``No, Brian. No, it isn't.''

Motion to rename Magventory to ``Cataclysm'' passes 52-2-23 plus Spehn.

``I wonder if that's how you spell Cataclysm. Damn, I got it right.''

Um yeah. That was a committee report!

Katiecomm

Katiecomm happened!

Vice

The Vice successfully embodied all the deadly vices!

LCS gives candy to people! That's an anticrime!

CJT is broken, and recites the Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose.

All in favor of, uh, that? 3-11-19 plus Spehn. It's all primes! It's also an arithmetic sequence. You get lame bings when things chicken.

Star Chamber

We got two Amazon boxes. They only had one book each.

``AAAAHHH! Don't let the Gor books out! You don't know what you're doing. Aviv, take your hand off the chain right now or I will hit it with the gavel.''

Keyholders should check their mail.

Keyholders should also check their mail if they're very excited about identifying stories for random people on the Internet!

Libcomm

Libcomm has been excitingly lame!

Just for that, if you subscribe to this mailing list, you will get the contents in EBCDIC.

Cataclysm

Catacomm (?) processed lots of boxes! Lots of prentices got hours.

hBarcomm

Do not take chocolate from Kendra.

I can't believe we're still in Committee Reports.

We may want to get a Lawyercomm.

Everything is in a quantum state of being recorded in the minutes... and not.

Mortcomm

Philip José Farmer died.

BING!

Old Business

I Can't Believe It's Not Committee Reports!

MHG mentions Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

``Dear Scalzi,
What happened with this book that I ordered? P.S., if you're ever in the area, Charles Stross said we didn't suck!''

Don't put that in the minutes!

ALGOL.

BING!

New Business

Usual cheers! Usual apathy. Usual ennui.

Wise Man's Fear got delayed.

P.S. Your tears are delicious to me.

BING!

Future Business

Next week there will be Spark!

Just think about it this way - every week you can punch a frosh, and they're not allowed to complain! Anyway.

There's a book called The Best of the Best of Trek ... and there's The Best of The Best of Trek II. This implies the potential existence of the Best of the Best of the Best of Trek!

Roombas are not Three Laws Compliant.

Motion to build the MITSFS Roomba out of bananas passes 3-4-0-5-``huh??'' plus Spehn

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck