MIT Science Fiction Society

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Cambridge, MA 02139

MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2009

MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Discussion of rats, stainless steel and otherwise, fails for lack of a second.



Committee Reports

Sorry, Brian.


We got our office supplies! Finally! We have enough red pens for the next hundred years of VGGs.


CPW is next week! We have a booth in the Student Center for all of Thursday. Wooo!

Margaret, you're demonstrating a disturbing knowledge of the inside of the Gor books.

Motion to Albanian MGH fails 12-13-``didn't you vote already?'' plus Spehn.

Ha ha!

Motion to declare Margaret an Albanian chicken passes 24-2-7 plus Spehn. Beep!


Hey, look, there's a prentice doing work! Yaaaay!

SAS flees back to lab. Booo.

Star Chamber

MKR does a ``dramatic back cover reading'' of the description of a terrible B-movie, ``Alien Trespass''.

ESK makes some strange noises.

Going once! Going twice! Sold! To:


Old Business

Four days ago, the man who inspired most of the science fiction stories ever told passed away. RIP, Dave Arneson.

A moment of silence descends upon the Library.

Right, so, what else happened this week?

Turn Coat came out! Harry's life sucks.


New Business

Once more, the usual dictatorship.

Where are the comic books? California. And Asimov is still dead... I think.

There's an analgesic coordinate transform that puts the sun back in its original location. Huh?

Everyone is tired.


Future Business

In the future, there will be CPW, and prefrosh, and a four-day weekend!

Congratulations, Kate! You clearly have the temperament to go to grad school (you're good at scrounging for free food). I'm sure it's like riding a bike and thus will not go away.

In the future, Kate will be a citizen. Good luck!

I think you may be confusing ``tyranny'' with ``losing.''

``What's the matter, Kendra?'' ``They just killed the Wicked Witch of the East!''

Motion to replace the Wicked Witch of the East with a banana passes 12-2-4 plus Spehn.

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.

Bonus Post-Meeting Quote:

``There is absolutely no way that we can get from standing here to that pew in 23 minutes.''
``Greater Teleport!''
``I haven't leveled up that far, and if I try at this level, I'm likely to end up in an abandoned Krispy Kreme in Allston.''

Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck