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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2009




MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to commend the minutes for working out pretty well passes 22-0-2 plus Spehn.

Motion to send someone's assassins after someone else fails due to, ``No.''

BING!

BING!

Committee Reports

Jourcomm

We're going to have a TZ!

Picniccomm

We're going to get drinks tonight! The Picnic is tomorrow!

LCS or someone else claims that we should claim that the picnic is a potluck.

Trojan

Someone wants to donate some books to the Library this weekend. I'm assuming ``nah hah hah hah hah'' is not an appropriate response.

SIDComm

JMS is coming to MIT! He made... Babylon 5?

No! That is the wrong incantation! Repeat after me: ``He made... Babylon... 5!''

BING!

Old Business

keach is done! No finals?

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

ALGOL. Usual dictatorship.

BING!

Elections

We will do this again and again until someone gets it right.

First we begin with the Onseck, that being the most glorious and exalted position of the Society. I said it, so that makes it right.

* keach
* sueshep
Lee
The beautiful square
A drunk republican
a purple cow
the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
angry superhero ninja
war on drugs
war on terror
war on abstract nouns
war on concrete nouns
war on abstract nuns
this piece of chalk (because it's awesome at writing)
ternus' laptop
kittens

SAS (Susan Shepard) is elected.

Second, we will elect the LHE. No LHE so far has succeeded in running off to the Caribbean with our money.

The LHE ensures that kevinr and armenard get reimbursed.

Banging my head on the table may have been a tactical error.

* kyoki
* pweaver
zombies
brains
sukrit's brains
igorth
Locke Lamora

For Vice we have one candidate. And that would be:

* kittens (ternus)
puppies
fluffi bunnis
dead (?) kittens?
disapproving rabbits
fuzzy cthulhu
munchkin cthulhu
summer fun cthulhu
stephen colbert
the skinner's hat
schrödinger's cat
schrödinger's hat
MIT
Lukas Fehrwight

Kittens (and thus ternus) are elected Vice.

President:

* Miss Katie
Katiecomm
Chancellor
ephen Col''''''bert
what they said
Jon Stewart
TARDIS
Richard W. Cheney
Wisconsin
Daleks
bananas
plantains
Locke Lamora
Jean Tannen

MKR is elected President, and

BING!

Future Business

Brian is sent to Albania for lying about The Lies of Locke Lamora.

Discussion of the picnic ensues.

The meeting adjourns with the Adjournment Song.

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck