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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, July 24, 2009




MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Andrew Clough, Theftcomm and pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Susan Shepherd, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to hire Bruce Biseler to write recording software ``So good it feels like you're there'' chickens 1-2-4 plus Spehn.

BING!

BING!

Committee Reports

pseudo-Seldon

White Dwarf will be showing next week.

Brian: I suggest that we see the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. Karl: I'm not drunk enough to see that movie. Brian: You have to be in the right mood. Susan: Yes, drunk. Karl: No I need to be drunk.

Theftcomm

If you are cancelling your hours less than two weeks in advance, you don't need to attach ``Theftcomm take note'' at the bottom.

Motion to hack into Theftcomm's brain passes by pseudo-Skinnerial decree.

BING!

Old Business

In the past, people got sleep.

In the past, people saw Tron and realized that the Captain was a computer simulation the entire time.

In the past, people saw Tron and realized it was good for what it was. Karl: No it wasn't. Susan: Oh lord, accept ye my Frisbee of power...

Usual motion. Usual second. Usual vote. Usual complaint? But we did it right this time!

BING!

New Business

They've invented zombie robots.

Brian: Wait, so they are flesh eating robots that were alive but unlike other robots are no longer alive yet still moving?

Pseudo-Skinner fails at a bing and has to redo it.

BING!

Future Business

In the future, there will be many things.

Motion to evacuate pizza, cashews, sunflower seeds, steampunk bananas and other such food as might attract them from the library before the attack of the zombie roomba mecha ninja robots passes 12-0-1 plus Spehn.

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Susan Shepherd, Onseck