MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Paul Weaver, President and Skinner, presiding; Margaret Gentile, pseudoOnseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion to coup fails by skinnerial decree.
BING!
BING!
The larva may come to the library today. Squee!
We have a new keyholder, Cathy Zhang, who shall be known as CZF. All glory to the MITSFS!
We had numerous -comms come into the library and deal with magazines and lots of things happened. Wonderous things. Ten boxes left the library in a solemn funeral procession where hired mourners wept and threw flowers to demonstrate the significance of this event to the masses.
People painted the ceiling and got paint where paint should not be and it was sad.
We finally have more than one copy of the Bondagecomm keys so that if we lose the keys we don't lose Bondagecomm. If you need a key, talk to the Skinner. No, there were no bodies in the woods-or were there?
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BING!
KKB: Prentices did work today.
BING!
Charles Stross is visiting Pandemonium on July 13th!
Naomi Novik is coming on July 17th!
Go to http://www.pandemoniumbooks.com for details. Except that there don't seem to be any details.
MGH: This is my last meeting. It is sad.
BING!
NH: In the future more prentices will be keyed.
**DWR arrives by time travel.** DWR: In the future there won't be any prentices left to do Hasselcomm? **DWR disappears by time travel.**
The Sniffen-Spawn has arrived. It is an adorable larva. There is much smiling at the larva. We cannot contain cuteness of this magnitude! Quickly, prepare the membership sheets!
Motion to commend the banana-coloured toy for capturing the attention of the baby. Motion passes 13-0-0 plus Spehn.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.