010 MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Paul Weaver, President and Skinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.
020 Minutes read.
030 Motion to commend the minutes for having such a strong description of the valient struggle against the magazines, which was very true to life passes 6-0-0 plus Spehn.
035 Kat says the larva is very cute. Brian says that she is a ferocious reader. Or at least she devours books.
040 I think I was on some committees that did something or something.
050 We still have a new keyholder--Cathy--but her initials might have changed to something that I'm not sure I know how to put into the minutes.
060 The dusting supplies people wanted--and the book repair tape--have mostly come.
070 The Star Chamber did some work.
080 NH: Has anyone actually been picking up packages?
090 KKB: People have been picking up packages. We got ten since Wednesday.
100 Star Chamber in General: We love SAO because we get our mail and packages in a much more timely manner than we used to.
105 COME FROM 320
110 KKB: Isaac Asimov is still dead. The magazines are still in California.
120 COME FROM 230
130 KKB: The entirety of ALGOL can be found in a recent version of the minutes somewhere.
140 COME FROM 300
150 PW: Anyway, I'm going to assume ALGOL.
160 COME FROM 110
170 KKB: We have a new banana-colored thing, which appears to be a knit banana made by KKB. It's a practice one for the one the larva will get eventually, but that one may contain the king of Spain.
180 PW: E3 happened. There will be a Portal 2 eventually. The 3DS looks amusing also.
190 DWR: *general expression of ignorance of computer games*
200 PW: *attempt to explain computer games to DWR*
210 BJK: There is a rupture in the boundary of the library.
220 PW: I should fix that.
230 People were bored and there was much discussion of Athena usernames.
240 COME FROM 130
250 KKB: There is a book entitled Kid Versus Squid
260 PW: I wonder if that will be as interesting as the title sounds?
270 KKB: *dramatically reads the back cover* There is a princess of the Lost City of Atlantis. So where's the giant squid?
280 DWR: Wonders if the witch is a giant squid.
290 PW: There's some stuff on my gavel block.
300 KKB: I wondered when you'd notice. Definitely not a coup.
310 COME FROM 100
320 BJK: In the future W20 mail will continue to suck.
330 COME FROM 150
340 DWR: In the future the finale of the current season of Doctor Who will start tomorrow.
350 KKB: In the future we will eventually convince the Skinner that it is future business.
360 NH: Something that definitely was not a motion.
370 Skinner: It chickens.
380 NH: But I didn't make a motion.
390 Skinner: *calls another vote* The absense of a motion passes 4-0-4 plus Spehn.
400 NH and Skinner: *look over onseck's shoulder to see what they just voted on*
410 Motion to have more motions chickens 0-3-1 plus Spehn.
420 KKB: Motion to have more motions fails by Skinnerial decree.
430 KKB: Motion to have more motions fails by Skinnerial decree.
440 BJK: Motion to enter the part of the meeting where everyone shelves three books passes 4-4-0 plus Spehn.
BING! 450 Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.
460 PLEASE GIVE UP