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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, 29 October 2010




MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Paul Weaver, President and Skinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Lame PASSES 6-0-2 plus Spehn.

BING!

BING!

Committee Reports

Bluebellcomm

Help! The books are eating us!

Hasselcomm

Help! The books are eating us, too!

Star Chamber Press Gang

We replaced shelves and moved books and used prentice labor.

There's a lot more work to do! Prentices should do work!

Star Chamber

Inventory is 8 January!

pseudoTrojan

The books are eating us!

Trojan

Everything is under control. One less box of books is feral and eating us.

LHE

We broke SAPWeb. We're sorry.

Nanocomm

National Novel Writing Month write-ins will occur throughout November 15:00-17:00 during NH's Saturday hours.

BING!

Old Business

Kaleb: In the past there was mold.

KKB: In the future there will hopefully not be mold.

Random Inception references and paleobiology wanking from people who aren't biologists.

KKB: Old TZs are hard to manuver.

DWR: In the past there was this big bang.

PW: In the past there might have been something before that.

DWR: In the past Steven Hawking recommended everyone go to more movies PASSES 6-2-1 plus Spehn.

ALGOL

BING!

New Business

In the present, the LHE tries to stage a coup.

Don't touch that gavel, the Skinner has a cold!

But if I get the gavel, I get ultimate power! What's a cold compared to ultimate power!?

Motion to declare the meeting to be taking place in a different 1880 PASSES 12-1-1 plus Spehn due to NH being dressed in a pretty steampunk gown with a parasol and attack robot.

BING!

Parallel Business

In the future it will be Pretend to Be a Time Traveller Day! NH and DWR should find out when; NH didn't realize that existed.

In the future the Skinner might not feel sick.

In the future we'll all be chased by banana-colored robots! In the future we're going to get a plush Momo, which hopefully won't eat all the bananas! Motion to annoy the Onseck!

And the determinant is -74 and all motions PASS!

BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
lemur (DWR), Onseck