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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, 17 December 2010

MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Kendra Beckler, LHE and pseudoSkinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Eh. 2-1-4 plus Spehn

Motion to commend the creators of the time-warp for making it end before it starts. 8-0-0 plus Spehn

Bah. 2-1-3 plus Spehn

And the determinant is 16 and all motions PASS!



Committee Reports


Due to popular demand from Kaleb there should be prentice work this weekend, how about 14:00 tomorrow? It will probably wrap up in time for Patrol.

Onseck and pseudoThunderbunny

We are working on inviting two different people to give talks at the library!

Star Chamber

PW and KKB purged the Star Chamber shelf!


Old Business

In the past there were finals.

In the past, the Onseck was told not to put random wanking in the minutes.

Dinosaurs are very old business.

Edicaran fauna is even older business.

The last time George R. R. Martin published a book is possibly even older business.

Motion to overcome stairs PASSES 6-2-1 plus Spehn. E-LE-VATE!



New Business

In the present there is an overness of finals.

In the present there is a phone call.

Motion to elaborate PASSES 4-1-3 plus Spehn.

Motion towards the prentice with the gavel by the pseudoSkinner PASSES by pseudoSkinnerial decree.

In the present, we have a U-Mass Amherst student who is doing an internship here.

Actual motion that might have some actual bearing at some point in the future PASSES by Skinnerial decree.

Motion to not make a Miller Motion CHICKENS 3-1-7 plus Spehn.


Future Business

In the future there will be IAP. In the future there is Christmas.

In the future KKB will be running a 10-day. In the future PW will be running a 10-day. These are not the same 10-day.

It is explained that Boskone is run by REDACTED ORGANIZATION, which is a spin-off group of MITSFS that ran away to Albania.

Motion to speculate that the speculation on speculation should end PASSES 5-1-4 plus Spehn.

A prentice apparently volunteered to work on sweatshirts in the future.

Miller motion chickents 2-1-5 plus Spehn.

Motion to breed genetically engineered bananas to sing and train them to sing thusly:

The Skinner has no tail at all, tail at all, tail at all, it's just a bloody stump!

But the singing is pathetic and KKB isn't the Skinner anyway.

The song is ammended to be about the pseudoSkinner, but the singing is incompetent. The pseudoSkinner asks that it be noted in the minutes just how incompetent the singing is, and then is driven from the library through patheticness.

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.

KKB criticizes DWR for breaking time itself the first time it was pseudoSkinner and it questions the point of being pseudoSkinner if you don't get to break time.

Respectfully submitted,
lemur (DWR), Onseck