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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, 18 January 2011

MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Naomi Hinchen, Vice and pseudoSkinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

An incoherent sound CHICKENS 1-0-1 plus Spehn and the pseudoSkinner sounds disapproving.



Committee Reports


Bluebellcomm did work.


Prentices are slowly progressing.


PW finally got the poster fixed.


Old Business

In the past, people made motions PASSES 5-0-3 plus Spehn.


New Business

In the present, people make motions PASSES by pseudoSkinnerial decree.

In the present, people have all abandoned us for a Guild game.

Watson won on Jeopardy!. Like Ken Jennings, we welcome the coming of our new computer overlords.


Future Business

In the future, humans will be hunted in the streets by carnivorous Jeopardy!-playing mutant bananas CHICKENS 0-0-10 plus Spehn.

Motion to amend the previous motion to put the bananas in the trees PASSES 6-0-0 plus Spehn.

In the future, people will make motions fails for lack of a second.

Second PASSES 3-0-0 plus Spehn.

In the future, the library will be less empty by pseudoSkinnerial decree.

Motion to repeal quantum mechanics "because it's confusing" PASSES 4-2-1 plus Spehn.

And we ran out of things to move, so....

BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.

Respectfully submitted,
lemur (DWR), Onseck