MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Paul Weaver, President and Skinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.
Motion to commend Kaleb for getting us a frosh PASSES 6-0-0 plus Spehn.
Also, the Star Chamber shelf is overflowing. This will be corrected.
The Skinner read Wise Man's Fear. It was good.
In the past there were even less people in the room than there are now CHICKENS 1-0-1 plus Spehn.
In the past it was the first half of term.
In the past there were classes.
"Said whistfully?" CHICKENS 0-0-0 plus Spehn.
In the past, people besides Spehn voted on motions.
In the present it's Spring Break!
In the present, Science hates lemur LAMES because the Skinner is too lame to count votes.
In the present, the Skinner is too lame to count votes CHICKENS 0-0-6 plus Spehn.
In the present, pweaver has a new plan to take over the world.
In the future, it will be spring FAILS 0-2-0 plus Spehn.
In the future, lemur has orals. *shudder*
In the future, pweaver will make ice cream.
In the future it will be CPW.
In the future, more people will show up to meetings.
In the future, lemur will teach teach people how to make Polish Easter eggs.
In the future, the Skinner will remember to make a committee report.
In the future, the wormhole will work again, maybe.
Pweaver would like a wormhole to the West Coast, especially Caltech passes 4-0-0 plus Spehn.
In the future there will be newer and shinier and more electronic alternative to doors.
In the future the Onseck will learn how to spell.
In the future we'll get a Course VI person to build a voting robot, since we're too lazy to vote ourselves.
In the future Doctor Who Season 6 will start-both in the US and the UK-on 23 April!
Ten seconds forward PASS by Skinnerial Decree.
In the future it will be some other time's past with bananas PASSES 1-1-0 plus Spehn.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.