MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Paul Weaver, President and Skinner, presiding; lemur (DWR), Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion to have the Onseck reread the minutes because Marty missed the beginning FAILS 0-20-1 plus Spehn.
BING!
BING!
There's a new Star Chember. It's all here.
There will be Hasselcomm parties in the future this summer.
One is likely to happen next weekend.
There was a Picnic last weekend.
Motion to commend KAA PASSES 10-1-1 plus Spehn.
BING!
In the past, Dead Week was a lie.
In the past, the Cake was a lie.
Some motion that probably didn't matter passed in the usual manner involving Skinnerial Decree.
BING!
In the present, the meeting is dead.
BING!
In the future, there will be finals.
In the future, the cake will be a lie.
In the future, there may be pierogi.
Friendly amendment to make them banana pierogi PASSES 5-0-3 plus Spehn.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.