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MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, 9 December 2011
MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Kaleb Ayalew, Vice and pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Kendra Beckler, pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Motion to commend the pseudo-Onseck on the reading of the minutes: 4-0-5 plus Spehn
The committees are a lie.
In the past, Belgium didn't have a government. Motion to commend it for getting a government: 9-0-0 plus Spehn
In the past, the comic books were in California. Isaac Asimov is still dead. Anne McCaffrey is still dead.
Motion to commend the prentice for forgetting its past lives: 1-0-3 plus Spehn
You should come hang out with us tonight, as with every Friday night!
We got new books, also new prophecies. If only they were as entertaining as prophecies of old when Oedipus hadn't yet married his mother. Oh, I'm sorry, did you want me to call spoiler alert on something that premiered almost 2500 years ago?
Motions fail due to causing singularities in the universe. Since when are we voting against those? I OBJECT. Thus says the pseudo-Onseck, SO SAY WE ALL.
The Doctor (yes, that Doctor) will light the cauldron in the 2012 Olympics in London.
Motion to do something with bananas and the Seldon showing chickens. But the first Miller motion passes! The world, and also the meeting, ends. Yay!
BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.