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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, 18 May 2012




MITSFS meeting called to order, 63.0 Ksec SST, Lemur Rowlands, Vice, presiding; Laura McKnight, Onseck, recording.

Minutes summarized. “A new skinner rose we had a picnic, success! holy shit, a prentice!”

Motion to comend the minutes being read in haiku failed due to lack of second

BING!

BING!

Committee Reports

HBarcomm will have a banner next week.
Hasselcomm will have a party on June 16th, the piles will be defeated!
Star chamber is in an epic battle with CAC over the lock, if your card isn't working, email us.
Seldon will not be having a showing this week.
BING!

BING!

Old Business

There was no universe before the meeting began. There was only a void, a large void from which nothing could ever escape.
Motion to chicken CHICKENS 9-0-0 plus Spehn
Motion to cancel finals FAILS due to lack of second.
Motion to get rid of apathy FIALS due to apathy
THen people started talking about programming languages, and the onseck was very confused, but they past anyway
ALGOL
BING!

BING!

New Business

In the present, the old skinner has a pset
In the present, there is a new person in the library
In the present, the current skinner is at Wildfire, possibly
In the present, there is a poetry mob this evening
In the present, Lemur needs to poke John Scalzi's agent
BING!

BING!

Future Business

In the future there is X-Games
In the future, we need to poke John Scalzi
In the future, people should play Mika's generated x-game, and Lemur's lab mate is excited that there is a MLP game
In the future, it will be summer
In the future there will be a society, and we will over throw it
In the future Lemur and mikabr will die from asbestos
In the future, no one will ever be able to move from their ASA space because the moving chain is impossible
In the future MIT will have a new president
In the future MITSFS meetings will not turn in to ASA business
In the future new keyholders will have names and committees and things
Motion to reject reality and subsitute it with mikabr's reality 0-0-1 plus Spehn
Motion to reject Mika's reality and replace it with Mythbusters 0-0-1 plus Spehn
Lemur decided a thing that wasn't a motion needed to be seconded 1-1-0 plus Spehn
Motions all CHICKEN
Motion for naptime passes 4-0-0 plus Spehn
In the future, it's going to be the future soon.
In the future, the meeting will end so we can.
Motion to condemn people for being apathetic bananas CHICKENS 0-0-4 plus Spehn
The Vice ends the meeting out of frustration.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 64.8 Ksec SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Laura McKnight, Onseck