MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Lemur, Vice, presiding; Laura McKnight, Onseck, recording.
Motion to condemn the reading of the minutes as profunctory PASSES 6-1-4 plus Spehn
In the past, a robot learned to beat people at rock paper scissors.
In the past, the summer solstice happened.
In the present, the library clock's sucks.
In the present, we have a copy of the GSC.
Motion to redact [redacted] PASSES by pseudoSkinnerial decree.
Nyah Nyah the future archeaologists who are trying to figure out what the redacted thing was.
The library then proceeded to time warp to the 26th century to tell those poor archaeologist what they were missing out on.
In the local future, but the absolute past, there will be a dinner mob.
Motion to return to the 21st century CHICKENS, leaving the library permanently stuck in a state of ambiguous temporal locality.
Motion to in the future acquire a large number of sharkbananas because unlike our current stuffed animals they'd be good for gaurd duty PASSES 7-2-2 plus Spehn
BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.