MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Alex Westbrook, President and Skinner, presiding; Laura McKnight, Onseck, recording.
Motion to condemn last week's minutes for being too short and too quite PASSES 5-0-1 plus Spehn
Mortcomm reports Harry Harrison passed away this past week.
RealAuthorsComm invited Dotorow and Stross to visit during Rush.
Mommycomm finished Bluebellcomm's backlog.
Sheets were digitized.
Prentices did work!
In the past we didn't have an RF-ID thing.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the onseck got so confused that this section of time was complete erased leaving a gap in the space time continuum which will eventually devour the entire universe
In the future there will be inventory
In the future there will be freshmen, and they will eat the book.
Motion to distract the freshmen with bananas instead of books so they don't eat the books. PASSES 7-2-0 plus Spehn
BING! Meeting adjourned, 68.4 Ksec SST.