MITSFS meeting called to order, 63.4 Ksec SST, Lemur Rowlands, Vice, presiding; Laura McKnight, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion that the minutes are accurate by something or something
BING!
BING!
Star chamber: It seems the change is occuring on the merging status
Libcomm is printing new dexes
Mommycomm: A prentice did hours last week, and there will be
pseudoskinner is temporally confused
A time warp occurred that changed it to Old Business
Then time warpped back
Realauthorscomm: Susan Cooper apparently lives not too far away, we should invtie her some time
Motion that we have always been at war with commitee reports passes infinity-infinity-0 plus Spehn
BING!
Time warp to Old business
Time warp back to commitee reports
In the past there was a book signing at Harvard
In the past there were more people in the library
Time warp to the distant pass
Usual motion actually happened the usual way
Time warp from Future business
In the past, the gavel and block was carried to the meeting each week
Time warp back to Future business
BING!
Time warp back to the present
Hostess is liquidating
Time warp to future business
In the present, Lemur is hosed
BING!
Splash is happening this weekend, we will be invaded by lots of small humans
Time warp to the past
In the future the student center will be closed for Thanksgiving, so there will be no meeting
Time warp to old business
Time warp back to Future business
In the future, there may be a mob to Aresia
In the future there will be Mystery Hunt
In the future it will be Thanksgiving
In the farther future there will be Christmas and New Years
In the future days will get longer and we'll stop getting closer to the sun
Motion to take advantage of rising temperatures to grow bananas PASSES 7-0-1 plus Spehn
Unfortunately, before the meeting could be adjorned, the time anomalies that had been plauging the library all meeting resolved themselves in to a giant time monster that declared it's intention to destroy the earth by making it impossible to ever complete anything in a linear way again. The MIT affiliates laughed at the monster, pointing out that rarely was anything completed in one sitting anymore, and look, hadn't they gotten through the meeting just fine without time happening sequentially. The time monster hung it's head in shame, and appeared to leave. In that same moment, however, it carried through with its threat, and destroyed the world anyway.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.4 Ksec SST.