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MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, 27 September 2013
MITSFS meeting called to order, 63.4 Ksec SST,
Laura McKnight, President and Skinner, presiding; James Hobin, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
BING!
Motion to condemn the bing passes: 11-0-1 plus Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-Seldon: Showing of the second half of The Colour of Magic will happen next week.
Hasslecomm: Hassle extras purge October 5th!
Chancellor: Keyholder rites updating will start next week.
Pressgangcomm exists with a mailing list and everything.
PseudoNaNocomm: November (NaNoWriMo) is coming up!
DoomComm: Lemur will hopefully be not ASA future recently.
BING!
In the past, Monk's Magic was checked out.
In the past, somebody owed us money.
In the past, Lemur donated a copy of HPMOR, which should be signed by Eliezer Yudkowsky.
In the past, fanfic was on the reserve shelves.
BING!
In the present, people were terrible.
Motion to condemn people for being terrible passes.
Onseck decides to prove the vote's passing via Skinnerial induction:
Induction base case:
By Skinnerial decree, . It follows that .
holds.
Assuming holds,
By Skinnerial decree, . Therefore, holds.
by Skinnerial induction.
Space: removing circ. magazines gets more space, warehouse demunging is also a thing.
BING!
The future is a terrible place.
Motion to destroy the universe passes 9 - 8 - 0 plus Spehn
BING!
The universe was destroyed.
In the nonexistent universe, Miller motions were debated.
Lemur moves a banana across the room in the newly destroyed universe.
BING!
Meeting adjourned, 64.76 Ksec SST.
Respectfully submitted,
James Hobin, Onseck